Here is some very good logic as to why this picture is not full of facts, but actually, very distasteful and misleading lies. I smoke and;a) It says toilet cleaner, but.. my shit still stinksb) It says rocket fuel, but I can’t fly, and my berps are’t flammable (same for lighter fluid and bbq lighters) c) It says insecticide, but I still get bitten by mosquitoes and i don’t have no bug death ray that I can shoot out my eyes.d) My spit doesn’t disolve metal, work that one out industrial solvente) I fart Methane… i think, so it can’t be dangerous if its already in my body.f) I use vinegar on my salads as dressings, so smoking it is just like… using it as a dressing for my rocket fuel.g) I need sleep, and I can’t go and go and go, so obviously, they didnt use duracell batteries, cheap.Stop getting my hopes up, if you smoking campaigns tell me there is rocket fuel in my cigarette, you sure as hell better hope i’ll be able to fly.Bitch.

Here is some very good logic as to why this picture is not full of facts, but actually, very distasteful and misleading lies.
I smoke and;
a) It says toilet cleaner, but.. my shit still stinks
b) It says rocket fuel, but I can’t fly, and my berps are’t flammable (same for lighter fluid and bbq lighters) 
c) It says insecticide, but I still get bitten by mosquitoes and i don’t have no bug death ray that I can shoot out my eyes.
d) My spit doesn’t disolve metal, work that one out industrial solvent
e) I fart Methane… i think, so it can’t be dangerous if its already in my body.
f) I use vinegar on my salads as dressings, so smoking it is just like… using it as a dressing for my rocket fuel.
g) I need sleep, and I can’t go and go and go, so obviously, they didnt use duracell batteries, cheap.

Stop getting my hopes up, if you smoking campaigns tell me there is rocket fuel in my cigarette, you sure as hell better hope i’ll be able to fly.

Bitch.

(Source: coffee-n-tea)

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